awildhyzyappears:

oh right, THAT episode.

who want lasagna

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

wonclerful:

trying to be a normal teenager like 

image

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

brushitofff:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

st4ke0ut:

I actually died at this

st4ke0ut:

I actually died at this

cutie-hanji-zoe:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

i just have one question to ask you son

did she say yes?

"yes"

hell ye

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

swaggots:

get a spoon