thealexandriaarchives:

Korean soaps are a thing of beauty.

gatsby: haha yeah......................old sport
nick: do you have a signature on your texts?
gatsby: no............................old sport
me: so do u like dogs
her: nah they're kinda gross
me:
me: my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately
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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

2chaaaain:

bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh:

The original

I’m dying

bad quality pics high quality face :)

englland:

Headline of the year

believe-wbu:

tbh I’d probably spend the day sprinting laps around this pretending I’m on wipeout

imsoshive:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

tubesock:

xinajii:

If I had a girlfriend and she wanted to fuck another dude id be fine with it

listen…if you ever get a girlfriend and she wants to fuck the local dealer you gotta let her do it…

that guy will OWE YOU and you will be the happiest bastard in the neighborhood

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lmaooooooooo

doreiddoulaimi:

This two kids broke my heart, Amazing talent’s and they did their best

quickweaves:

quickweaves:

White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.

this post wont die